Things I Want To Do Before I Die

Create an idea that will outlive me. Or a work of fiction. Something I write that'll outlive me.

Make enough money so that I can give half of it away to charity and still be rich as fuck.

Write a novel.

Make all these posts on this blog and make it into a book.

Have a three-some with two chicks.

Fight a guy bigger than myself and win.

Buy a 69 Chevrolet Super Yenko Camaro.

Be called a sex symbol.

Develop proper brooding skills.

Write a critique of someone in power that gets them kicked out.

Say something really classy on my death bed.

Win an Academy award.

How many of these will actually happen? 3, maybe. But if you don't want more than what you got, you're just using up oxygen. Oh, and you can't say that you create kids, you're better. Anyone can do that. It's how you love them and raise them. But I don't really want kids. Little bastards.