A Parody

There is a time for everything. And there is a time for every event under heaven.
A time to give birth bloody and screaming, and a time to die bloody and screaming; A time to make nice things, and a time to destroy things with bats covered in barbed wire.A time to punch people in the face, and a time to heal from face punches; A time to kick ass, and a time to have thine own ass kicked. A time to watch Holocaust movies, and a time to watch Clint Eastwood movies; A time to listen to Handel, and a time to listen to N.W.A. (Specifically, Gangster, Gangster) A time to throw stones at police, and a time to gather stones to eventually throw at the police; A time to get drunk with a friend, and a time to tell your friend to go fuck himself up his ear with a hammer.A time to search for a condom, and a time to give up as lost; A time to discuss modernist theory, and a time to discuss fingerfucking. A time to be silent, and a time to speak.A time to love anime, and a time to hate anime; A time for getting medievil on some punk motherfucker's ass, and a time for chilling wit' yo homies and/or bitches.

There is no time for watching reality tv, though.