Questions I've Asked

What colour is the Joker's pubic hair?

Would you jerk off in someone's Corn Flakes for $500?

Why is that their's pictures of dogs on dog food, cats on cat food,etc., but no picture of people on people food?

Why haven't I updated this website ever?

Is relativism a value? Or is that only if we don't apply relativism to history?

Is nihilism fun? Or is that only in a society that isn't nihilistic?

Is Dr. Strange cool?

Is Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, cool?

If all Bob Geldof is remembered for is Live Aid/Live 8, does that make him a success, at least morally?

Would I survive in prison?

Would I be a good hitman?

Here's a crappy haiku:

I am a villain
Because I don't see good things
Except around me

Adios.