Phrases I Want On T-Shirts

"Do not pierce, or you will lose precious juices."
Got that off instructions on how to cook sausage.

"Nunchakus are not permitted."
Got that from an anime convention rules about cosplay. That's when people dress up as their favourite anime character. Like Star Wars, but on a much wider scale. That's for my next t-shirt, which, I think, works well in public, but especially in the context of anime conventions:

"Silly rabbit, dress up is for kids."

"Destroy all who oppose you."
"Stop him!"
"Mwa ha ha."

"Fred
Unger
Can
Kill
You"

"Free Kittens
Call 1-876 - 555 - 4321"

"Imprison your mind."