The Satan Squad, Or, A Good Afternoon Movie

Here's an old story, but a goodie.

Basically, Italy wants to set up a Satan squad. They'd take down really tough Satanists who want to start shit.

They'd have guns, a tough chick, a rookie, a grizzled veteran whose partner or family member or loved one or some other person he kind of liked was killed by a Satanist, a skeptic guy, and finally a chief who just wants results.

Now, it's time for a "Great Sentence In A News Story" break:

[Heavy metal guitar solo]

"They indulge in a lethal blend of black magic, hard drugs, sex and heavy metal."

[Wicked awesome face-melting heavy metal guitar solo]

Here's the story.

By the way, because I'm cool, I was in the comic book store, and I heard some kid playing dungeons and dragons or some variant in a twenty-year-old kid in a trenchcoat, and he was winning or did something good. So then, he said a new word phrase I kind of liked - nasty powerful. Really, nasty is the new really. It was nasty good.