The World's Quickest And Most Ironic Post Ever

All right, I'm going to see Napoleon Dynamite with this girl Emily and some of her friends, most of whom I haven't even met. But they were there, and they asked nicely, so whatever. Anyway, I overheard:

"So yeah, after seeing that movie, I got really hungry for some McDonalds".
I surmised it was Super Size Me. I interrupted.
"So wait...you got hungry for McDonalds after that?"
"Well, yeah, they feature it in like every shot, and it's so good, and..."
"But...that'd be wanting to put up a Confederate flag after seeing Roots!"
"Yeah, well, it's my choice, so, whatever..."
The conversation sorta died down after that.

Nihongo kattadesu.
I cannot speak Japanese.