Drunk Party Stories

Teenage parties are boring for me, and I expect, most people. The drinking is why most people go. People don't need alcohol to interact, and if they do, society needs to change.

One girl I lust after (she's an "actress", but not in the pornographic sense) related this lovely little tale, while inebriated.

"Well, this one time I was in Mexico, and I went up to a bar, and I got two [high powered drinks]. Then, I was fine, but when I got down from my barstool, I was so drunk, and then [initiates stumbling at this point] and it was the best."

This was the story. This was her story.

That was not a story. I related this comparison to another inebriated friend. To tell that story would be like telling a story that I went up to a wall and smashed my head against the wall for an hour, then tell everyone how many stitches I needed and what being passed out was like.

To which, my friend rebutted: "C'mon, man, we're at a party, we're having fun."

In conclusion - Don't drink.

P.S. I had a shot. Now I have a headache.