Nothing New To Report, Cap'n

My life is boring. I spend too much time playing Chrono Trigger (a super nintendo RPG) and going to a movie is becoming epic. I want to see, "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou" , but whenever the time comes up, I can never muster the energy, and I always put it off.

There's some very funny sex stories (although clearly from the same guys who write Penthouse) on Something Awful, a personal favourite website of mine.

Click here for Penthouse's April Fool's issues letter column.

Also, if you want to look smart, read this and drop it in a conversation somewhere!

Click here for hot Circumcellion action.