Go Away

I want you to do a favour for me, all none of you.

On the top right corner of this website, there is a button called "Next blog."

Click on it, and go to somebody else's website.

But wait! There's more.

I want you to leave a comment on some random stranger's website.

It feels good to know that somebody's listening, even if you're nobody.

Except if it's one of those credit card scam websites that are just advertisements - skip those.

But if it's real, leave a message.

Adios.

I find Mr. Monkey to be terrible.
Ich finde Herr Monkey furchtbar.