Popular People Should Not Be Redeemed

I hate stories where smart, handsome, well to do people fail, and are then brought back, exactly as they were, but with a new appreciation for their standing in life. Life doesn't happen like that. You don't get back everything you lose. Some people fail, and then that's it - they fail. They can get back some of their life, but that's all she wrote, folks. Some things have permanent consequents. I hate those stories. I hate those jerks. I hate how they get redeemed. I think they should fall, and then be raped by savage zombie monkeys. Yes, true justice can only come from the stern, swift hand of savage zombie monkey rape.

Just a thought.