Other Songs I Would Do If I Were In A Band

5. John Stamos Will Have His Revenge

This possible song was inspired by when I was watching a family member flip through the tv and I saw John Stamos saying he was "furious" about something. What could make John Stamos furious? This song will explain:

"John Stamos was a mack
And he was on attack
That night when he was up at Club 69
When he saw two barely legal twins looking fine
Turns out they were Mary Kate and Ash-lee
Fucked em and made call him uncle Jes-see
And when some mofucker released the tapes
He screamed

[Chorus]
John Stamos will have his revenge!
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