Brief Interludes of Songs I Would Create If I Started A Band

Track 1 - Machine Gun Fucking
Machine Gun Fucking - lyrics repeat often and loudly.
Then later on it would go to this part where we get a porn stars moans to match up fast enough to machine gun fire. You know, "Uh uh uh uh uh uh" so on until it gets crazy.

Track 2 - Don't Censor Me Or I Kill You

Basically, it would show my bandmates and I looking bad ass. Then it goes to this little punk reading out lyrics from one of my other songs. He says, "Guys, you realize we're going to have to censor this, right?" That's when it goes to a close up of me, I wince, then I go, "Oh yeah?" Which is were we all beat him up and then rape him and then kill him and then rape his corpse and then rape his ashes. Not that this would be shown, just implied by me handing out condoms with a grin. Finally, as we've done everything we could to the guy, my camera mates would say, "Hey man, we ain't got no money cause we can't play our number one hit on the radio." I say, "Oh yeah. Well, let's go deal drugs." Then one of my bandmates, Stinky I'd call him, would say, "Oh yeah. Dealing drugs is cool."

Track 3 - I Love Your Mother

"Ooh baby, you know I love the way your mother looks/in/the moonlight/Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah oh yeah. And you know when the mood is right/(so right)/you know I'm just gonna have a good time/(A good time) because you know I-I-I love your mother."

I'm thinking it'll be similar to Styx's "Heat of the Moment."

Track 4 - Karma Police

Think the Radiohead song only done like Sabotage for the Beastie Boys.

More when I think of them and Stinky gets out of prison and I earn enough to get my steel guitar back from the pawnshop.