Left and Right On A Circle

So apparently Hugo Chavez can now rule by decree.

It's funny, because it really proves you go far enough left, you'll get a dictatorship just like the right.

Ronald Reagan's probably rolling around in his grave.

Nationalisation, which Chavez loves like it was his baby's mama, is a lot like Robin Hood. It steals from the rich to give to the poor. But it's still stealing.

See, Chavez thinks that we care about him. But he's still under the Cold War mentality, where we feared another Cuba, like we feared another Cuban Crisis, etc. But really, now that the Cold War's over, America wouldn't like him, but they wouldn't give a shit about his country. Certainly not enough to invade. The Mideast's where America's at now. We couldn't care about his Contras. Chavez, seriously, America doesn't care. America's pissed off, but it's not going to invade.

If you look at all the dictatorships of the world, most of them point their fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make them? Good? They're not good. They just know how to hide, how to lie. America don't have that problem. America always tell the truth. Even when America lies. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

So yeah, there's your post. Go out and sin no more.