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Mathcore.
Now, when you first hear the word, do you think about some teacher's phrasing, a radical new way of making math hip?
Probably. Actually, it'd be cooler if it were some cool new way of teaching kids math. I'd b e totally into mathcore if that were the case - hardcore math, imaginary numbers, all bunch of crazy shit.
But actually, it's a band style, sometimes referred to as "math metal." And if you listen to it, you are a nerd, I'm sorry. You are a musical nerd of the highest order.
It's called that because it's "technically proficient." Just thought I'd mention that - you must know your enemy before you destroy him and rape his women.
Which isn't to say that I'm ragging on ya. The girls probably do enough. No, you spend your life listening to pop music and figuring out new genres, mostly by figuring out whatever crazy ass noun you can attach -core to.
Now, I won't listen to it, because this beast seems like something that feeds on those that try to destroy it, much like Paris Hilton. You know, this whole article...my god, even this sentence...is just feeding the beast! By trying to stop it, I've only fed the idea that they're suffering for their artistic affections, when they're just trying to make martyrs out of themselves and get attention, and a level of distinction - because unlike you, you worthless peon, they suffer for their art. They listen to mathcore. You know, because math and music are something that just go so well together.
You know what? As God as my witness, I will try and take the word "mathcore" back. Because damnit, we have enough stupid terms for one-band genres. We're gonna get the kids to like math, teach them really hardcore math - mathcore!
It'd be cooler than what they're doing, anyway.
Now, when you first hear the word, do you think about some teacher's phrasing, a radical new way of making math hip?
Probably. Actually, it'd be cooler if it were some cool new way of teaching kids math. I'd b e totally into mathcore if that were the case - hardcore math, imaginary numbers, all bunch of crazy shit.
But actually, it's a band style, sometimes referred to as "math metal." And if you listen to it, you are a nerd, I'm sorry. You are a musical nerd of the highest order.
It's called that because it's "technically proficient." Just thought I'd mention that - you must know your enemy before you destroy him and rape his women.
Which isn't to say that I'm ragging on ya. The girls probably do enough. No, you spend your life listening to pop music and figuring out new genres, mostly by figuring out whatever crazy ass noun you can attach -core to.
Now, I won't listen to it, because this beast seems like something that feeds on those that try to destroy it, much like Paris Hilton. You know, this whole article...my god, even this sentence...is just feeding the beast! By trying to stop it, I've only fed the idea that they're suffering for their artistic affections, when they're just trying to make martyrs out of themselves and get attention, and a level of distinction - because unlike you, you worthless peon, they suffer for their art. They listen to mathcore. You know, because math and music are something that just go so well together.
You know what? As God as my witness, I will try and take the word "mathcore" back. Because damnit, we have enough stupid terms for one-band genres. We're gonna get the kids to like math, teach them really hardcore math - mathcore!
It'd be cooler than what they're doing, anyway.
posted by Marshall McMahon at 2:20 AM
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