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Teen alleges abuse at samurai slaying trial
Now, see, I thought this was about a samurai being slayed. But actually, it was about a guy killing his pop with a samurai sword. Decent, but not as cool as a samurai being slayed. Because, really, how do you kill a samurai? After all, you can't just go up there and try and kill them, because they'll block you. They sleep with their eyes open. And if you try and snipe them from far away, their ears will pick it up, run towards you, and cut you like you were a turkey on Thanksgiving.
I know two guys who're gonna beat up today:
Two Miss. Inmates Thwart Force Escape Attempt.
Now, see, I thought this was about a samurai being slayed. But actually, it was about a guy killing his pop with a samurai sword. Decent, but not as cool as a samurai being slayed. Because, really, how do you kill a samurai? After all, you can't just go up there and try and kill them, because they'll block you. They sleep with their eyes open. And if you try and snipe them from far away, their ears will pick it up, run towards you, and cut you like you were a turkey on Thanksgiving.
I know two guys who're gonna beat up today:
Two Miss. Inmates Thwart Force Escape Attempt.
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