The Ultimate Warrior

There's more of the ultimate warrior craziness if you want it. I'd write more, about his comic book where he conquered the North Pole and put Santa into bondage, about how he threatened a libel suit to a humour website, how he became a conservative commentator after he left wrestling.

But I won't, because if he's read what I just wrote, he's on the phone with his lawyer right now. Hell, he's probably on the phone right now.

By the way, what's with his chest muscles in the video? It looks like it's got a line connecting the shoulders to each other.