Another Test

This one is a personality test. You've probably received a chain e-mail with someone very similar to this, but bear with me. It's late, and I'm out of ideas.

Okay, shut your eyes, relax, take ten deep breaths, pretend you're on a pillow, all that hypnosis/yoga relaxation bullshit.

Now, first question.

Name any colour.

Then, say three words to describe that colour.

Name any animal.

Again, three words to describe that animal.

Name a body of water.

Again, three words to describe that body of water.

Then, imagine yourself in an all-white room with no doors.

Again, three words to describe that room.


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Okay?

You all done?

Have I filled up the screen so that you don't see it and spoil it for yourself?

Okay, the first thing you described - the colour - is three words to describe yourself.

The second thing you described - the animal - is other people.

The third thing you described - the body of water - is your sex life.

The fourth thing you described - the all-white room - is the afterlife.

Hopefully, this killed a couple of minutes that could've been used to do something productive.