The News Is Funny

Grace Under Fire
Man, I have got to start watching Nancy Grace more. It's a great tension, and the kind of show I'd run if some guy ever gave me a spot on CNN. Who's she gonna kill next?

Al-Qaeda threatens a jihad over the Pope's comments.

"Oh yeah? So you say Islam is plagued by violence, huh? Huh? Well, just for that, we're gonna kill every Christian we see! Yeah! Praise Allah!'"

Osama bin Laden has no sense of irony.

By the way, since they say that they're gonna break the cross and spill the wine, fight back by eating ham sandwiches. Lots of ham sandwiches.