A Coke/Pepsi Ad We'll Soon See:

ABOUT THREE A DAY:

FADE FROM BLACK: A prisoner cell. A tough, grimy looking prisoner, sitting down. Hand-held camera.

(Off-screen voice)
Can you tell us what you were incarcerated for?

PRISONER
Well, I murdered five hookers and buried their bodies out in the desert. Oh, that and my no good wife.

Pause.

(Off-screen voice)
Yes, sir, do you like Pepsi?

PRISONER
Yes I do, I really like Pepsi.

(Off-screen voice)
How much do you drink?

PRISONER
About three a day.

FADE TO BLACK.

Graphic - Drink Coke.

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An old script I picked up on the internet.

EXT - MOUNTAIN - AFTERNOON

Three men, in ragged clothing, are huddled around a campfire, shivering. They have been exposed to the elements for days. They are on a cliff-edge. They are on the brink of collapse. Two are rail-thin skinny, except for one enormous fat guy. With them is a bottle of Miracle Whip with a little bit left.

SKINNY GUY
This Miracle Whip won't cover us guys. If we're gonna survive, we're gonna have to resort...to cannibalism! Let's all draw straws.

POV CU of fat guy's closed fist. He opens it...he has the short stick. From his POV, all three men approach him, menacingly.

WS - In a rush, fat guy grabs the Miracle Whip. He holds it over top of the cliff. The skinny guys pause.

FAT GUY
I'll do it!

MS of skinny guys. They look at each other, and sigh.

EXT - MOUNTAIN - NIGHT
Fat guy and another skinny guy are eating. The skinny guy is pecking at his food, while the fat guy is inhaling it.

VOICEOVER
Raw meat just isn't raw meat without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip.

Pausing, fat guy gestures toward skinny guy's food.

FAT GUY
You gonna eat that?