So Dirty It's Clean

I have this habit of drinking milk before I go to bed. Sometimes, however, I forget.

Last week was one of those forgetting times. It was a big milkshake glass, with a tiny bit of the milk left over, the kind that you can't really drink.

Now, normally, with this milk, the water gets discoloured when you try to clean it.

So after that fucker was there for a week, I finally tried to clean it up. Only this time, the water wasn't discoloured. It had hardened. It was so dirty, that it was clean.

I scraped it up with a fork.