The Tragedies That Befell My High School Friends, Which I Will Relate For Your Amusement
The names of the victims have been changed in case they read this.
Donnie was the smart kid in high school. I recently met him for the first time in a couple of months. We were fairly good friends throughout high school. I ask him, "How's college?" He responds, "Well, I should point out that college is an American term..."
Anyway, he was in an advanced placement class, going out east for his education, everything going for him.
But then he got his girlfriend pregnant, and had to stay in Regina, the duller version of the Bible belt.
Makes me feel better for not having dated.
Also, Bucky. Bucky actually did drugs during class. Real drugs, snorting drugs. He said it was "Crystal Meth."
He got kicked out for hunting rabbits on school grounds.
Nice kid otherwise.
Donnie was the smart kid in high school. I recently met him for the first time in a couple of months. We were fairly good friends throughout high school. I ask him, "How's college?" He responds, "Well, I should point out that college is an American term..."
Anyway, he was in an advanced placement class, going out east for his education, everything going for him.
But then he got his girlfriend pregnant, and had to stay in Regina, the duller version of the Bible belt.
Makes me feel better for not having dated.
Also, Bucky. Bucky actually did drugs during class. Real drugs, snorting drugs. He said it was "Crystal Meth."
He got kicked out for hunting rabbits on school grounds.
Nice kid otherwise.
posted by Marshall McMahon at 2:28 AM
2 Comments:
We all know who you are talking about.
And College technically isn't a American term.
College, as an institute, is an American term. College is university except for the building referal. But technically both are acceptable.
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