Why The Elderly And The Young Get Cheaper Movie Ticket Prices

Basically, it's all about their mortality.

They're easier to kill and die, so they get cheaper tickets. And really, if you're more likely to die, you deserve cheaper ticket prices.

And that's really all I have to say. You have an update - I think that death means cheaper ticket prices. Which means if I'm dying of a disease and I only have 24 hours to live and I want to see a movie, I should get in free.

And believe me, I'm gonna put that to the test someday.