On Baby Seals
Two thoughts.
1. Would anybody care about baby seals being killed in the ass-end of Canada if they weren't so photogenic, and the methods of disposing them weren't so caveman-ish?
2. How hard core do you have to be to cub what is basically one of the cutest animals alive and skin it? Do you, fair reader, think you could club a baby seal?
Now for the infotainment section.
From some website: " A Norwegian invention, the hakapik was adopted by Canada in 1976 as a safe and humane killing tool. Seals were struck with the blunt end, and a hunter who lost his footing could use the hooked end to haul himself out of the water."
Basically, it's a stick with a nail on one end. Think a scythe, but the blade and handle is much smaller.
Oh, and shotguns are allowed too. Think about that the next time you're wearing your...your...seal-skin clothing.
Yeah. You won't shop at...you know, a store that sells seal-skin clothing ever again.
A message from someone who's up too late.
1. Would anybody care about baby seals being killed in the ass-end of Canada if they weren't so photogenic, and the methods of disposing them weren't so caveman-ish?
2. How hard core do you have to be to cub what is basically one of the cutest animals alive and skin it? Do you, fair reader, think you could club a baby seal?
Now for the infotainment section.
From some website: " A Norwegian invention, the hakapik was adopted by Canada in 1976 as a safe and humane killing tool. Seals were struck with the blunt end, and a hunter who lost his footing could use the hooked end to haul himself out of the water."
Basically, it's a stick with a nail on one end. Think a scythe, but the blade and handle is much smaller.
Oh, and shotguns are allowed too. Think about that the next time you're wearing your...your...seal-skin clothing.
Yeah. You won't shop at...you know, a store that sells seal-skin clothing ever again.
A message from someone who's up too late.
1 Comments:
Baby seal tastes so good.
You do know how they kill cows right?
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