New DJs

So I saw this street advertisement for this new DJ something or other, was either Bill or Bob. Seriously, what happened to the quality of ugly rock stars? Used to be, we could point to man-femmes like Mick Jagger, anorexic, pasty, on cocaine, able to count all their ribs, tall, skinny, British skeezes.

Now what do we have? We got nobody, except that Darkness guy, who's a parody of those ugly rock stars. Now, the new ugly rock star is fat, pudgy, middle-aged, balding guys, Moby look alikes with emo t-shirts whose engineering skills make them artists.

Moby or Mick Jagger?

For me, Mick. For most men, Moby.