My Uneventful Life, Volume 1

Got two shirts. One of them's "Barber Shop", the other's "Vest". From Latitude's, 'cuz they're closing. Barber Shop's Barber Shop because it's got red stripes and blue stripes going down vertically. Vest's Vest because the front part of it's been put on like cut and paste, with thinner stripes. Would've been better if they'd just stuck with the same kind of stripes, but the shirt's fine nonetheless. Good God, if anyone cares about this, they live a pathetic life.

Watching "Touch of Evil". Would've been great for just the cast - Janet Leigh (you know, the chick from the shower in Psycho) Chuck Heston (you know, from my cold dead hands) Welles (in his first role over 500 pounds!) Zsa Zsa Gabor (as a gypsy, with the funny name) and Marlene Dietrich (in Blazing Saddles). Orson's a pimp daddy, with his fedora, cane, so fat he makes Biggie Smalls look like a Slim Jim...Chuck Heston's Hispanic, which is cool. Kick ass movie so far, all y'all should watch it.

Will return some library books. Can't use my own card, have to use my brother's, because my other one's got 50+ fines on it. Basically, I got out 30+ books, forgot to return all of them, they added up. It was a mess. So I use my brother's card.