My First Blog

Why are you reading this? I have nothing to say. I am doing this for myself. I'm pleasuring myself with this. It's like being an anonymous voice in a crowd that says, "You suck", or something to that effect. Leave. Now. Go.










Why are you still here? Go.















Allright, your loss. Anyway, I'm gonna be updating it daily with whatever thoughts I think that are cliched, tired, and unimportant. Right now, I'm watching Ren and Stimpy. The show's still on, or it's re-runs, it's on Teletoon, I don't care. See? Unimportant. Totally unimportant. Stop reading. I'm liking records, because they're retro and cool in a popular mass humanity kind of way. Just like blogs. Every schmuck with an internet connection all of a sudden becomes a literary genius, with insights that apply to either his short inner circle of friends, or some other thing, I don't know. I don't know anything. I have nothing important to say. This is just stream of conscious blabber. I'm annoying whoever hasn't left already. I'm gonna stop now.