Bizarro-Bill Must Rise

Me am Bizarro-Bill.

Me have girlfriend, and regular passionate sex. Me am happy with her body - she intelligent, good-looking, rabble rousing. I got her by being brave and witty.

Me don't look at comic blogs all day.

Me write all the time, not just on stupid blog.

Me am loved and respected by all around me, except, who fear and hate me, because me am so powerful.

Me don't read IMDB trivia for movies all day.

Me don't read Mafia books all day in power-money fantasy. Me read Hegels and other philosophers, who me really find interesting. Me am not just saying that to myself so that I push myself to read it.

Me am witty, confident, and am envied by all around me.

Me must rise.